1. One vendor wants to become the Lion King
2. The FBI wants to see your sitcom script
3. The pharmacy won't accept Amex, but Bitcoins are accepted for a deposit on a house
4. We don't think Apple realises he's not a real doctor
5. One reseller is doing it Gangnam Style
6. Finally, we can have very slow conversations with Germans.
7. The Chinese really do hate tiles
8. If you want to keep XP, get a cash register
9. Maybe Australian internet speeds aren't too slow for cloud
10. Everyone procrastinates
