1. One Microsoft exec attended the same school as comedian Adam Spencer.
2. Dick Smith will soon see you off at the airport.
3. Pip Marlow has a Christmas present for you.
4. AutoCAD must be rivalling Game of Thrones in the piracy charts.
5. Finally, something for those of us who are tired of walking.
6. Not one iPad was seen on the Gold Coast all week.
7. …although this distie has plenty back at home.
8. One distie hit the wall after losing its court case.
9. Unicorns aren't real.
10. Microsoft partners love to celebrate the success of their peers.