1. Everything is going mobile, including the blue screen of death
2. It is hard to keep a straight face when writing the line 'Condom maker Durex is getting into wearable technology'
3. Samsung had the genius idea that it would be a good idea to pair its smartwatch with its flagship phone
4. HTC doesn’t pull its punches when talking down rival smart devices
5. No one is actually making any money out of public cloud
6. Terms like "pumping flash" and "hot-swappable" make storage sound vaguely dirty
7. We're confident we could've helped SAP find better uses for a few billion euros
8. It'd be nice to have some Google shares
9. Being worth $1.9 billion hasn’t stopped Meg Whitman from hanging out by the bargain bin at Wal-Mart
10. You’re more likely to be successful in chipsets if you give the technology odd codenames
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