1. Finally, disk drives that blow themselves up – just like in the movies!
2. UXC has its eyes on Tony Abbott.
3. Some Telstra partners might wonder why anyone would want to pretend.
4. Everyone's going crazy for free Windows.
5. Surely the 0.01 percent downtime will come when we don't have our work saved.
6. It's a nice feeling to have $30 million to spend.
7. You might get a great new job out of impressing someone at your current gig.
8. The government might think twice about putting its iiNet bills on direct debit.
9. Microsoft can't even count to 10.
10. It's a rare occasion when a vendor admits to past shortcomings.
