Ian Yates

Recent articles by Ian Yates

Opinion: Downloadus interruptus

Opinion: Downloadus interruptus

Bzzt! Bzzzzt! We’re sorry, we have to interrupt your download of Windows XP SP3 and Windows Vista SP1 because they interfere with some silly accounting software over which Microsoft has no control. Those third party programmers, and we use the term loosely, are so inept. Bzzzzt! Bzzzt! OK, you can download again now we’ve crossed them off the list of acceptable recipients.

Ian Yates May 8 2008, 11:03AM Software
Opinion: Your call could not be connected

Opinion: Your call could not be connected

So, it’s official, Vodafone gets the Aussie iPhone contract. What that really means is when the iPhone finally reaches our shores it won’t work any place outside the capital cities and the odd stretch of highway in between them. Apple either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that the Vodafone network doesn’t work everywhere. I guess they’re used to that from their US experience. They probably think nobody’s network covers an entire country.
Ian Yates May 7 2008, 7:00AM Mobility
Opinion: Vista schmista, Telstra schmelstra

Opinion: Vista schmista, Telstra schmelstra

Well, we just spent the weekend figuring out what went wrong with our plans to setup a client's new branch office using Windows Server 2008 and Windows Vista workstations. The gig was supposed to be finished Friday, but we didn't get out of town until Sunday night. And it wasn't the applications or the network that bit us in the bum this time. No, it was the printers. And Telstra.
Ian Yates May 5 2008, 1:22PM Collaboration
Death of the emailman

Death of the emailman

The scene: Gen Y’ers Mitchell, Blake and Ashleigh are having lunch in the park.
Ian Yates May 1 2008, 1:37PM Training & Development
Opinion: Arrrgghh! They are always complaining about software pirates

Opinion: Arrrgghh! They are always complaining about software pirates

Here we go again! There’s always some software outfit complaining about pirates. Arrrghhh! Now it’s Nintendo’s turn to whine about pirates.
Ian Yates Apr 30 2008, 2:00PM Software
Opinion: Think of a number

Opinion: Think of a number

A big number. A really big scary number. Hint: think 140 million. That’s how many copies of Windows Vista Microsoft says it has shipped.
Ian Yates Apr 30 2008, 6:19AM Software
CDMA opinion: CDMA closure causes chaos

CDMA opinion: CDMA closure causes chaos

Just one day after the closure of Telstra’s CDMA mobile phone network, complaints are flooding into hotlines across the country with rural and regional callers blaming the shutdown of the service for everything from cot deaths to crop failures.

Ian Yates Apr 29 2008, 1:36PM Mobility
How Green is my IT?

How Green is my IT?

Ian Yates Apr 29 2008, 10:54AM
Opinion: Pins and needles

Opinion: Pins and needles

There’s a small enviro disaster lurking in the back rooms of every system builder business. No, we’re not suggesting these geeks are quietly polluting the planet with excess CO2 or wantonly chopping down rainforests. But they might as well be, thanks to Intel. Excuse me, did I just say Intel? Yep.
Ian Yates Apr 23 2008, 2:06PM Hardware
Revealed: Ballmer’s original keynote [Opinion]

Revealed: Ballmer’s original keynote [Opinion]

It was good to see Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer apologising for the whole Vista thing in that recent keynote speech he made to the company’s most valuable partners. What readers probably don’t know is that yours truly got given the job of making that speech more palatable to the general public. Just so you know what we’re up against here’s the original speech, before we “fixed” it for him.
Ian Yates Apr 22 2008, 2:19PM Software
Opinion: CDMA shutdown FAQ

Opinion: CDMA shutdown FAQ

It’s come to our attention that there are lots of people using the old CDMA mobile phone network who just don’t get it when it comes to the shutdown of the service and the subsequent switch to the NextG network. To help them get it, we’ve compiled this FAQ based on the questions we’ve been sent on the subject by concerned readers along with a few comments from the local kindergarten.
Ian Yates Apr 21 2008, 12:26PM Collaboration
Printer opinion: Seems like only yesterday

Printer opinion: Seems like only yesterday

Who’d have believed it? The humble laser printer has just had its 30th birthday. Was it really ‘only’ 1978 when Apple’s LaserWriter appeared?
Ian Yates Apr 20 2008, 12:00PM Hardware
Microsoft SQL Server 2005 opinion: Service pack me

Microsoft SQL Server 2005 opinion: Service pack me

So we’re going to get another service pack for SQL Server 2005 after all. Despite SQL Server 2008 being already a release candidate and expected to ship some time after June this year, Microsoft knows there will be droves of users waiting to jump from SQL Server 2000 to 2005.
Ian Yates Apr 18 2008, 4:48PM Software
Opinion: Total recall

Opinion: Total recall

Interesting news from Amazon – the online store has announced a $50 credit to anyone who bought the wrong HD video player, i.e. anyone who bought an HD-DVD player from Amazon before Toshiba pulled the plug and waved the white flag in the HD format war.
Ian Yates Apr 16 2008, 7:00AM Training & Development
Opinion: Answer the iPhone

Opinion: Answer the iPhone

The rumour mill is running flat out again with claims that Apple is about to release its iPhone locally. Don’t these people have anything better to do?
Ian Yates Apr 15 2008, 10:22AM Mobility
Opinion: Zip and all that jazz

Opinion: Zip and all that jazz

Surely there’s some obscure language in which there’s a single word for cornering the market and then blowing it out your ear. And if that language can be found then surely that word would be Iomega.
Ian Yates Apr 14 2008, 12:44PM Data centre
Opinion: WiFi woes

Opinion: WiFi woes

Well, 802.11n has reached draft 2.0 status but still isn’t a real standard, but now you can start selling the stuff and hopefully it will all work together.
Ian Yates Apr 12 2008, 9:05AM Mobility
Opinion: A penguin for your thoughts

Opinion: A penguin for your thoughts

What if Microsoft released a service pack and nobody noticed? It’s starting to look as though that’s exactly what has happened to Windows XP SP3.
Ian Yates Apr 11 2008, 10:46AM Software
Opinion: Hey Cisco!

Opinion: Hey Cisco!

So, the Mexican networking company has realised there’s not much future in selling black boxes and now wants to be a ‘software as a service’ provider. Uhuh. Well, the market for Ethernet switching has certainly been eaten out from underneath the network majors as vendors such as Netgear offer “lifetime warranty”.
Ian Yates Apr 10 2008, 6:14AM Collaboration
Opinion: Security hack reveals Microsoft porn virus

Opinion: Security hack reveals Microsoft porn virus

Well, nothing in the headline above is remotely connected to the truth, but with those keywords this webpage is going to go ballistic. Can you digg it baby? Yeah! Groovy!
Ian Yates Apr 9 2008, 6:36AM Software

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