1. Finally the eagles win, instead of the vultures
2. Watch where you backup that Toyota
3. A robot can be made from fruit
4. Love was in the air last month
5. Kiwis can fly as far as America
6. The fat lady sings a deceptive song
7. Apparently the Internet of Things is Underground
8. We miss WordPerfect and Lotus 1-2-3
9. Europeans hate whingers
10. Interrupting someone’s dinner can be costly