1. Microsoft realises some pathetic people are still using a mouse and keyboard.
2. Rumours that some people still have a Blackberry.
3. We can now keep tabs on the elderly without the trouble of talking to them.
4. Apple, Google, Intel and Adobe finally found something that they agree on, huzzah!
5. Some evil people pretended to be Google.
6. One distie is nonplussed with fruit.
7. Microsoft promises they won't read your Hotmail – instead they'll get the cops to do it.
8. The federal government hates long distance relationships.
9. Australia wants the "experience" to end.
10. If you mastered the old reality then VMware will not like it.
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