Scammer: “I am calling with regards to your computer, Sir.”
BW: “My computer?”
Scammer: “Do you have a computer, sir?”
BW: “Yes. Isn’t that what you are calling about?”
Scammer: “Sir, we have information about bad data installed on all Windows computers, sir. We are calling every Windows user.”
BW: “How do you know I use Windows?”
Scammer: “Do you have a computer, sir?”
BW: “I think we established that I do.”
Scammer: “Is it a Windows computer, sir?”
BW: “Yes.”
Scammer: “We are calling you, sir, because you are registered [indecipherable].”
BW: “Sorry, how did you know I use Windows? Where am I registered?”
Scammer: “Because you are registered in Windows Operating Services.”
BW: “What company are you calling from?”
Scammer: “I am calling from Computer Maintenance Department.”
BW: “What company do you call from?”
Scammer: “From Online PC Manager, sir. You can see us on the internet. Do you have an internet browser?”
BW: “Yes.”
Scammer: “Go to www.onlinepcmanager.com ”
BW: “And where is this company based.”
Scammer: “South Erina, Melbourne, Sir.”
BW: “What do you propose to do about this problem with my computer”?
Scammer: “Are you in front of your computer right now?”
BW: “Yes. And it’s a Windows computer!”
Scammer: “See the Windows key on the bottom-left of your keyboard? Press that key and the letter R.”
BW: “Yes.”
Scammer: “What do you see?”
BW: “I see ‘Run’.”
Scammer: “Yes, now is there any text in the box?”
BW: “Yes.”
Scammer: “Delete that text and type “inf”.
BW: “Yes.”
Scammer: “Press enter.”
BW: “Yes.”
Scammer: “What can you see?”
BW: “A file window.”
Scammer: “You see these files? These are harmful files downloaded when you are browsing the internet.”
BW: “Oh, really?”
Scammer: “Yes. When you go on the internet and watch movies and all.”
BW: “I see.”
Scammer: “If you don’t do anything about it, the computer will work very, very slow sir.”
BW: “What do you propose we do about it?”
Scammer: “I’ll go ahead and connect you to a technician and they will help you out.”
BW: “Before you do that. Can I tell you something? I know exactly what this is about. I know that you are being paid to sit in a call centre, somewhere that is not in Melbourne, to make these calls...."