The return of Rabid

Hi there readers. Did you miss us? Didn't think so. Rabid's been away from the shop for a couple of weeks on a well-earned break.

Look, we don't care if you think we didn't earn it, we think we earned it so that's all that matters.

Now we've confused ourselves. What we did notice on our return when we switched on the steam-powered PC was the inbox overflowing with phishing phools. What is it with these dudes? With subject lines like "Prime Minister Howard survives heart attack" who do they think they're phooling? Find us a politician with a heart before we fall for that one.

And another one "Australian cricket team fighting for one-day rankings" certainly wasn't phooling anyone at Rabid Resellers. We don't need to fight for any rankings, we just let the other guys win a few games when it doesn't matter, just to keep things interesting. I mean, if we didn't let the Poms win a few games they'd probably have set fire to the Qantas jet on the way home.

Well it seems these phishers are trying to get you to their busted website so they can install a Trojan. They're probably too stupid to realise you can't actually hide yourself inside a computer Trojan. You need a full-size wooden rabbit for that to work.

Gotta go! Customers waiting!