iPhone? What-ever.

Who really cares about another stupid phone on steroids? And who really cares about one you can't even buy for another year? Call me weird, but what I really want in a phone is ... a phone.

If I want a camera I'll pick up my Canon dSLR. If I want video I'll pick up my Sony Handicam. If I want an MP3 player, the iPod works just fine. What I really don't want is a phone which takes dodgy pictures and crappy video, and has only enough room left for ten songs.

And I'm also over those "teen only" ringtones that drive the dog to distraction.

Get a life, a real life not a Second Life, and use your phone to TALK to people.